Would be cool to have a collection of gears of war jokes.. If anyone has one then reply below. Best joke wins a little prize :-) best of luck!

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Why was Queen Myrrah arrested? She got caught in bed with a Miner

How did Marcus die?... He stepped on a car mine!

nice 1 :)

What is a COG's favourite tv program?...'king of the hill'!

What did the leviethan say when it swam into a wall?

"Damn!"

Why is Baird a main character in Gears of War Judgement? To show his handsomeness and his cocky attitude. ;)

What did Queen Myrrah say when Marcus asked what her favorite sexual position was?
Anya

Why did Delta Squad cross the road?  'Cause they wanted to!...you got a problem with that?

Q: Dizzy walked into a bar, what did he say?

A: Ouch

Knock, knock

Who's there?

I'm Dizzy, who are you?

Ok this is really poor i know.. but i want to get some more jokes on this post. As they have been really good so far.

What is a COGs favourite meal?

Gnashed Potato

-What is Myrrah's favorite song?

-Hordes of Locust

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